don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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