You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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