you guys were way drunker than both of me
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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