So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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