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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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