went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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