Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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