It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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