After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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