For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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