i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
