party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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