I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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