What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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