we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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