I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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