I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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