How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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