I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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