dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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