Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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