side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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