People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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