Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations