Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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