yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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