Do you still have your period?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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