Hey man sorry I got all grabby
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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