i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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