I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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