we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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