small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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