I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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