I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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