better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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