yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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