So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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