Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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