can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's blow job season.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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