So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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