Having a random hookup so left but love u
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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