doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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