I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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