Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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