I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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