you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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