What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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