I hope mine doesn't look like that
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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