I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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