god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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