Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm always down for nudity.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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