Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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