Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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