If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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