I looked at my own cervix.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Just high enough for therapy.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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