he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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