he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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