I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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