I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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